What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 13:29
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Do you regret being married to your current wife?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?
No way
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do men prefer low-maintanence women?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do people think Mirko is boring in My Hero Academia?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What movies have not aged well?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?